A Forth Of Firsts

They always say, “There’s a first time for everything.” And you know what?
They’re right.
Yesterday we (Terry, Theresa, Seth & I) all went up to Millerton lake for some holiday skiing, sunning and schmoozing with friends. We we got there and noticed the lake was at least 25 feet lower than their previous visit…Millerton […]

Happy 199 Days Until Bush Leaves Office Day!!!

So sue me if I decide to make it as gay as possible!!!
That’s how I celebrate my patriotism.
 

Fuck You Cupid!

What is it with Valentines Day? Why do so many people expect to give or receive something “special” that one-day of the year? Why do people get upset when they don’t get something they want or anything at all?
Honestly, I think it’s a […]

Happy VD - Try Not To Catch It

I just wanted to write a little this morning.  I know that I’ve been lazy lately.  At first, I could just blame the lazy part on my new job, but not that just seems stupid and lazy.
Over the past month or two I’ve been following, with much interest, the Democratic campaigns and, like many, have […]

Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Christmas Fairy Strikes Again!

Who is It?
What is It?
Where does It come from?
When will It strike next?
Watch out Chupacabra! Bigfoot beware! The Christmas Fairy has struck again! No one know’s where It comes from, who It is, or why It strikes. It has a tendency to strike anywhere at anytime. The Christmas Fairy has no bounds and will appear […]

It’s A Brand New Year…Cross Your Fingers

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!

Did You Eat Like ME?

A Heavy Calorie Christmas
T’was the week after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. 
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I had to taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less […]

Buon Natale e Nuovo Anno Felice

A chi ama dormirema si aveglia sempre di buon umore,
A chi saluta ancora con un bacio,
A chi lavora molto e si diverte di più,
A chi va in fretta in auto ma non suona ai semafori,
A chi arriva in ritardo ma non cera scuse,
A chi spegne la televisione per fare due chiacchiere,
A chi è felice il […]

Tell Someone Who Cares - 12/22

Some letters to/from Santa that didn’t get mailed by Mrs. Claus…
Dear Santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
Yer frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a long career as a lawncare maintenance specialist. How about I bring you a damn […]

Christmas Song Lyrics To Avoid

No. 1. “Frosty the Snowman,” especially the line “He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.” Was Frosty’s nose a genetically modified carrot, is he a clone and just why is he a he and the pipe, that’s just wrong. My advice: this song is […]