If you are anything like me, you often wonder what the world looks like via the eyes of Macaulay Culkin. But that’s for another time. Anyway, I’m having difficulty understanding something. I know there are many things that are supposed to be done a certain way, and some things where there is no right or wrong way to do something. Then it just comes down to personal preferences. 

When I was in high school, a guy I knew introduced a new topic into my life. It was something I had never given consideration before. It’s nothing to build a religion or political beliefs on, but it is a really good question. He asked me “When you scratch your ball sack, do you pinch-and-roll or stretch-and-scratch?” Well, this is a very good question. I gave it much thought and determined, it’s probably best to work with what you’ve got. 

My logic is, if “the boys” are all droopy, hangy, loose, and making that “plop” noise against your legs when you walk, then it may be best to go for the “Pinch and Roll Method.” They’re hanging and stuff, so why stretch them more? I suppose since they’re already stretched, than it just may be easier to try the other approach. Though, they’re at their fullest extent. You may injure them. No need for that…no need at all.  

If “Bert & Ernie” are all tight, a little tougher, and looks like the brain of a chicken, then you should try the “Stretch & Scratch Method.” This way, they’re getting their stretching exercises, it may do them some good in the long run, and it gives you a chance to get to know all those little hills and valleys. On the other hand, by trying the “Pinch and Roll Method”, it’s wise to think, “Hey! They’re already up there, so why not?” 

Again, it just comes down to personal preference. It’s a go with what you know tactic, but it never hurts to try new things.

Posted on May 21st, 2008 by Seth
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