A Heavy Calorie Christmas
T’was the week after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. 
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I had to taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less […]

Posted on December 28th, 2007 by Daniel
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The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. A […]

Posted on December 26th, 2007 by Daniel
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A chi ama dormirema si aveglia sempre di buon umore,
A chi saluta ancora con un bacio,
A chi lavora molto e si diverte di più,
A chi va in fretta in auto ma non suona ai semafori,
A chi arriva in ritardo ma non cera scuse,
A chi spegne la televisione per fare due chiacchiere,
A chi è felice il […]

Posted on December 25th, 2007 by Daniel
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For those of you out there bitching about the fact that you rarely (if ever) get a raise at work, or that you’re living paycheck to paycheck, or that you think the economy isn’t doing shit for your wallet…read the news below. Keep him in your prayers this Christmas/Holiday season, won’t you? After […]

Posted on December 24th, 2007 by Daniel
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Some letters to/from Santa that didn’t get mailed by Mrs. Claus…
Dear Santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
Yer frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a long career as a lawncare maintenance specialist. How about I bring you a damn […]

Posted on December 22nd, 2007 by Daniel
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No. 1. “Frosty the Snowman,” especially the line “He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.” Was Frosty’s nose a genetically modified carrot, is he a clone and just why is he a he and the pipe, that’s just wrong. My advice: this song is […]

Posted on December 21st, 2007 by Daniel
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Well, the debate is over. I’m going home for Christmas. It’s been a question in everyone’s head for a little while now. Up until the past couple days, the problem was I wanted to be in two places at once. I can’t very well do that unless I cut myself in half and either send […]

Posted on December 20th, 2007 by Seth
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HOW THE BITCH STOLE CHRISTMAS!

Every gay up in Westport liked Christmas a lot, but the Bitch,
who seldom stepped foot in the area, most certainly did not.
The Bitch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why…no one quite knows the reason.
It could be her wig wasn’t pinned on just right.
Or, perhaps it was that […]

Posted on December 18th, 2007 by Daniel
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Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee refused to retract a statement he made in 1992 calling for the isolation of AIDS patients.
Surging in the polls, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee campaigns Saturday in Asheville, North Carolina.
Responding to an Associated Press questionnaire, Huckabee said steps should be taken to “isolate the carriers of this plague” during his […]

Posted on December 12th, 2007 by Daniel
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We all have a greatest fear. For many, it’s death, being lonely, losing your mind, dying alone, and so on. I used to think my greatest fear was the death of my mom. After thinking about it time after time, I realized my greatest fear is knowing I WILL lose her. I don’t normally thrive […]

Posted on December 10th, 2007 by Seth
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