Eating My Just Desserts

You know, at a time of the year where stress is plentiful and cheap thrills are usually four malls and two flat tires away, today I was handed what I can only describe as:
The Best Christmas Present EVER!!!
See, here’s what happened…While working outside today on trying to out-do our neighbors’ “Roseanne”-style holiday decorating, I got […]

Tell Someone Who Cares - 11/27

Okay, I just couldn’t resist answering this one…
Dear Tempest:
As you know, Christmas is fast approaching and I have some concerns. Okay, one really. With food. I’ve been good to myself all year by eating right and going to the gym and I’m always very proud of myself and the results. What […]

Tell Someone Who Cares - 11/25

It’s really amazing, all the email I receive asking for advice. Taking into account the fact that my writing can only show just how messed up I am, one would think that those out there in Blogland who suffer issues would steer clear of me. Not so. I love all my readers […]

Pick Your Tree

Christmas comes but once a year, and picking out the perfect tree to jolly up the living room is a family ritual full of fun and promise. But with all the different types of trees out there - which is why we use the tried-and-true fake-olah - , it’s hard to know which one is […]

Poop Can Be Art Too!

   I’m just sitting here, a little bored and a little deep in thought. I figured since I get writers block like a whore gets crabs, I would write what’s on my mind.
   I just took my morning constitutional, and it got me to thinking about a few things. That’s usually when I do my […]

Job Jumping: It’s Just Not My Style

   Well, it’s been a week since I started my new job at the news station. I was all excited about it and very enthusiastic to start. It turns out that job was not what I expected.
   I may be a big baby and I may have complained a lot to Steve and Daniel, but […]

Annie’s Dirty Little Secret

Okay, so Seth and I were just sitting here one recent day with our thumbs up our asses (waiting for a delivery driver to arrive), when we start playing one of our favorite games…
“How Can We Fuck With Annie’s Head Now?”
Annie - or, as it shows on her birth certificate, Annastasia “Get Out Of There” […]

Blank-Check Bush Misses His GOP Pork

President Bush vetoed a $600 billion spending bill Tuesday, accusing Democratic leaders of wasting money and plotting tax increases, then took his budget fight with Congress on the road.
Congress should cut spending “and send me a responsible measure that I can sign into law,” Bush said.
“The majority was elected on a pledge of […]

It’s About Damn Time!

Finally! After three months of unemployment, stress, and anxiety, I finally got a job! I start tomorrow at the Fox station here in KC! Having patience has once again proven itself to me. It could be worse. I could be a janitor right now.
My job title is Production Assistant and I will be operating studio […]

A Night Of The Stage

For the past few months, Steve has been going to and from play practice. Daniel and I havn’t  seen too much  of him lately because of this. Daniel has made the rounds with Steve about practices and stuff for a few years now. I’m new to it. I was in theater at one point, and […]